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a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
↳ protection, salvation, damnation
“He whom God has touched will always be a being apart; he is, whatever he may do, a stranger among men; he is marked by a sign." [x]
Always making sure he does what he says
Osric is a gift and I’m still upset about Kevin.
We’re all still upset about Kevin.
"Booo from the grave" OMG…
Ron’s just like “srsly tho, we’ve been dealing with this shit since 1st year. Dude’ll be fine, you watch. He’s gonna be walkin in those doors in like three seconds carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula”
carrying a flock of unicorns he saved from an acromantula
I bet if you put Anthony Mackie and Robert Downey Jr. in the same room for long enough, their combined excitement at playing superheroes would make the Marvel cinematic universe become reality.
releasing a blood curlding scream when u get passed in mario kart
whats the different between bird flu and swine flu
if u have bird flu u need tweet-ment and if u have swine flu u need oink-ment
but they’re similar in that both very rarely infect humans and thus did not deserve the pandemic treatment they received.
IF U HAVE BIRD FLU U NEED TWEET-MENT AND IF U HAVE SWINE FLU U NEED OINK-MENT